have you ever wanted to be a superhero

busting heads and

breaking hearts, so

dashing people make you into art

and with fanfare install you

in City Hall


to guard the streetsSuper Heros

from filth and scum and

when times are good

they turn on you and

when times are bad

they turn to you and



you go back to




what would your power be?

would you fly or

dive or



run the city and

save the world


would you

use your x-ray vision

to look up women’s skirts

would you use your awesome power

to hook up and to flirt

would you come from outer space

to study the human race

and to pack us off

to see the things

we can’t yet make

to take over


would you inspire all the

good little

boys and girls

would you infiltrate society

and change us for the better

if you knew it’s what we need


could you hold us

in your arms

lift us out of harm

when the world is

going to hell

and we’re far too close to tell

but we’re falling in a well

with no end in sight

we’re too tired to fight

but there’s no other way

to make bad guys pay

so we need you to stay

and save us today

will you be the one we need

to take our hand and lead




there’s no call for speed


I’m just planting the seed